Urban Shitty Dictionary
// August 8th, 2007 // Not Serious
I have a new game, its called “USD” standing for “Urban Shitty Dictionary”. Urban Dictionary is this site where you can look up the definition of words existing outside of traditional dictionaries, urban brother. It will return a completely made up insult like “a fishes asshole, left in the sun, for 7 hours, on Tuesdays. If its another day of the week its know as “slanktrunk”".
Annett uses it look up every word I ever call her (that hasn’t made it into the German/English translators dictionary), and it returns some horrible insult which gets me “pah’d” (the Annett form of you just insulted me by calling me a “prostitutes toenail”). To highlight the stupidity of the site I asked her to give me a letter, she picked x, I randomly made up a word beginning with x, “xling” which apparently is:
“a scene kid who uses x’s for most of their words when they type.”
Not a bad start, hardly derogatory. So we played again “q”, which when added to my imagination produced “quank”
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A word that is used to replace any other word ever thought of. QuankAnne quanked the quankette in the quankhole. |
or “A simple definition- quick wank.”
If you want to play ask a person near you to give you a letter, think of a word you’ve never heard of and look it up on urban dictionary. If theres no-one sitting next to you, you smell. If you have success leave the word and description in the comments.
Yes, I’m in a strange mood.
