I’m bored in Berlin, in a hotel, in Berlin, bored, I’m in.
I heard somewhere of a story someone had made using only cat in hat sayings. If I had my way i’d shut him in the hat, seal it nice and tight and lob it off a bridge into the river onto the highway. It seems children’s stories are taking the brunt of my boredom today, stay tuned as I work my through the whole rhyme’osphere. Oh no wait this is also a book idea Pete told me about, story book characters getting killed one by one in toon town or something. Let me try and think of something that isn’t a book idea:
Once there was a samurai and he fell in love with a chicken. They eloped to Newcastle-Upon-Tyne, the chicken died of scurvy. The samurai had a rocky few years battling alcohol and a nasty toblerone addiction. He eventually found love with a nun and opened an umbrella shop.
Fletchycorp copyright on that bad boy, thats an amazon wishlist filler right there.
I’ve been a strange/bad/stressy mood for weeks so many changes coming up but right now i’m just sort of sitting in front of the oncoming train, waiting to act until the last moment where I narrowly avoid disaster in true hollywood adrenaline soaked edge of seat style. Or I splatter, we’ll see I guess.
I’ve spent the last 45mins looking up all the people i’ve ever cared about on Facebook. I tried to avoid that site for a loooong looong time but the urge (read boredom) of this evening was too strong. My favourite facebook feature is “sphere” (where you currently are). According to Facebook 98% of all the people i’ve ever met live in London. Either someone “declared a reclaim london for the english” campaign and no-one told me, or east anglia got seized by the capital or Facebook doesn’t think very much of the rest of the England. Sort of reminds me of Austria or little Rome as I call it. One road, totally straight to and from Vienna. Only Cows live outside of Vienna in Austria it seems, presumably because they can’t find reasonable priced grazing accommodation.
What am I chatting about? Did I mention i’m bored? In Berlin? I am indeed a cat, and this indeed is a hat…..
Are you ok? You seem to have had some sort of complete and utter mental breakdown.
Looking forward to your visit chap - when is it again?
i think you need to eat more…
you are right about the book. It’s called “The Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocalypse”. Well worth a read…
Today my friend lisa asked me ‘what ever is happening to you, vron’ My answer i’m ashamed to admit was ‘I think I seriously have lost the plot’
I feel so happy knowing when they come and cart me to the looney bin, my dear adam will be there gently rocking backwards and forwards in the corner, happily waiting for me to join him!
It’s in the genes darling………………….welcome to my world!!
What are you doing in Berlin………………or are so confused that you’re actually in Leipzig and you think you’re in Berlin?
Excellent post. Just the right amount of free -and I do mean free- style association games and insight into the tormented soul of the Fletch. Gotta love it.
That reminds me, I’ve got to acknowledge our German friendship. But we can do one on Facebook too. I am proud to say I’m equally active on both sites.
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