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// March 20th, 2008 // Vietnam

I forgot to tell you all in the last post.

I saw not one monkey.

I saw not two monkeys.

I saw not three monkeys.

I saw not four monkeys.

I saw not five monkeys.

I saw not six monkeys.

Oh no actually it was six monkeys, all in Halong Bay on a little island. Not only were there six monkeys sitting in the trees staring at us in our kayak with a look of complete indifference. I felt like shaking my opposable thumbs in an extravagant display of my genetic evolutionary superiority over their little monkey asses, but then I decided these monkeys were just too cool for school, so I let them off with a warning.

Even better the six included two Baby Monkeys! Baby Monkeys are the Monkey equivalent of a 8 letter Triple Word Score.

I also saw a Monkey in the street here in Nha Trang with a chain round its neck in a shop window, but that made me sad so I’m going to forget about it and put it in my mental recycle bin. Sick Monkey abusing bastards.

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  • Have just read the vietnamese monkeys blog and they too report a sighting of a rather strange lesser haired species of monkey boy!! It's big news in monkey world as this one is sooooooo rare and odd apparently! They laughed so much they fell out of their tree!
  • Berit
    Awwwwwww just HOW cute are you :-D
  • Alex
    Pics or it didn't happen
  • Pete
    Mission complete!

    will you be returning home now having achieved your goal? Or is this just going to spur you onto bigger things? (gorillas, orangutans)
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