I forgot to tell you all in the last post.

I saw not one monkey.

I saw not two monkeys.

I saw not three monkeys.

I saw not four monkeys.

I saw not five monkeys.

I saw not six monkeys.

Oh no actually it was six monkeys, all in Halong Bay on a little island. Not only were there six monkeys sitting in the trees staring at us in our kayak with a look of complete indifference. I felt like shaking my opposable thumbs in an extravagant display of my genetic evolutionary superiority over their little monkey asses, but then I decided these monkeys were just too cool for school, so I let them off with a warning.

Even better the six included two Baby Monkeys! Baby Monkeys are the Monkey equivalent of a 8 letter Triple Word Score.

I also saw a Monkey in the street here in Nha Trang with a chain round its neck in a shop window, but that made me sad so I’m going to forget about it and put it in my mental recycle bin. Sick Monkey abusing bastards.