30/30 Day 10
// October 22nd, 2008 // other
I was going to post pt.3 of Backpacking China, but I just stumbled upon something even better. Something freakishly good. A sandwich jam packed with all that is right and wholesome in my little world. It contains four of my favourite things, no wait make that five:
a) Monkeys, not just monkeys but monkeys dressed like humans, in dungarees wearing a cycle helmet
b) Segways, stupid, rubbish, pointless, a fuck you to rational sensible management of your money. When I’m rich, they’ll be the first purchase I make, then I’ll ride it straight into the fletchycorp pool, where I’ll electricute myself and die in an awesome rock star, tombstone worthy way
c) Japanese people. How would I get through my day without reading about the latest stupid, comical, weird, technologically wonderful thing thats come out of Japan. Japan will be my next home.
d) Weirdness (see a, b and c)
e) Humour (see, a, b and c and d)
You won’t enjoy this as much as I do, but maybe you’ll enjoy the mental image of me enjoying this as much as I do, and somehow that makes it worth posting.
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Matt

