Again from the eyes of my travelling partner in crime, chief spanish,men, and most things basher - nettski…..

A true English experience - tick.

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Displayed in photographic form in the above image is my father (lets call him, Peter, after all thats his name), brother (Kevin) and sister (Gemma) as glee faced youngsters. A happy bunch huh? I’m sure you’ll agree that something looks out of place, something looks like it doesn’t belong in this happy family unit……………………….oh yeah, ME!!!

Hidden amongst the blonde and ginger hair, freckles and human features, theres a little chimp boy human hybrid. They seem to have tried to devert attention from the authorities by dressing me in some king of yellow cloth, nestled in between my “brother” and “sister”. I look like a chimp, raised in a family of albino’s, like some kind of messed up inverted Jungle Book. Some people need medical science to prove their heritage, I, armed with just “vision” have proved it beyond reasonable doubt I think.

Anyway, with a family like mine I’ll happily continue living the lie. Just so you all know, that I know, and we’re all playing dumb together